But you could say we poked you - in the 'pigs in a poke' sense, whatever that means - because the tasting was mostly an excuse to attend a pig race.
We had never attended a pig race. We did not know what a pig race was. But we found it was happening, so we went.
But, since we like to do things whole hog, we also decided to sponsor a pig. We're socially responsible that way.
Anyway, here it is:
PigLETS! Yeah - wow.
Here it is with more epic:
That's pretty much all we have to say. Stay tuned later this week for barreling our aged aquavit...